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The Jane Austen Silver Foxes Tournament is Coming!

It's election season in the UK so to in the spirit of democracy I'm officially announcing the Jane Austen Silver Fox Tournament!

Submissions are now open for you to send in your favourite older austen men and will close in a week's time on Friday 28th June. I aim to get the first of the polls out on Sunday 30th June.

For this tournament the early rounds at least will be 24 hour polls so don't miss a chance to vote for your fave! As the polls will be shorter I'm being more flexible with adaptations so men from modern adaptations and things like Lost in Austen will be taken into consideration!

Get ready the old men are on their way! @tournament-announcer

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keir starmer is such a fucking scumbag the way he's treated dianne abbott is so stomach turning just months of public humiliation while he uses death threats against her for fundraising drives lying about the invetigation for MONTHS and leaking it to the murdoch press as a way to announce he's not letting her stand first black female mp who's served her constituency for years and has one of the biggest majorities in the country just nahhh and tbh she's such a focus of racial hatred that that snake is happy to use this as a way to signal to all those fascist right-wingers tha his changed labour party is for them too i keep feeling vaguely bad about voting green and then I remember what a morally abhorant snake he is and I don't give a shit his treatment of the left - wes streeting championing privatisation of the nhs - that lbc interview on gaza and his whole - attitude with Palestine - sacking all those mps from his shadow cabinet for voting for the ceasefire - and just his lies lies lies and now this just nahh nahh nahh can't hold my nose and won't i am in a safe labour seat where the tories cannot actually get in but the greens have got all our council seats so have an outside chance uk politics like a labour landslide should bring me so much joy like the tories are going to be annhilated and I won't be able to enjoy it because we're just getting more tories rant over sorry but i need to vent